L'Chaim!

Found at the local gourmet/specialty beer shop. I don't care for alcohol at all, but I find myself wondering how this tastes.



Notice that it is kosher.

Edit: Super bonus! The blurb on the side of the He'Brew bottle! All grammar and formatting errors (such as beginning sentences with numerals) have been kept intact.

Ahem... *adjusts his monocle*

"In Jewish tradition, the number 10 demands Monumental gestures. As a publicity stunt for his 1956 film, Cecil B. DeMille got a Midwestern Judge to help erect hundreds of granite monuments of the Ten Commandments nationwide. 10 plagues finally let Moses' people go. Deut. 26:12 obligates Jews to give 1/10th of their earnings to charity. 10 generations span Adam to Noah and Noah to Abraham. 10 Sefirot in Kabbalah symbolize the core elements of Creation. Father of the Bomb, Robert Oppenheimer was blacklisted in 1953 for 10 years for his family's alleged un-American activities. 10% of Nobel Peace Prize winners are Jewish. On Rush's 10th album, Grace Under Pressure (#10 on Billboard), Geddy Lee sings of his parents surviving the Holocaust. After Sammy Davis Jr.'s 1990 death, the lights on the Vegas strip went dark for 10 minutes—the first time since JFK's assassination. A minion of 10 is necessary for communal prayer. Jack Black's parents joined a polyamorous group before divorcing when he was 10. In his Belief episode, Ali G confessed losing his virginity at 10 to an Italian supermodel. Mae West got 10 days in jail for obscenity for her 1927 play 'Sex'. She served eight, with two off for good behavior. 10 High Holy Days of repentance begin on Rosh Hashanah. 10 years after his Major League debut, Sandy Koufax refused to pitch Game 1 of the World Series on Yom Kippur. To mark 10 years of Schmaltz brewing, behold Monumental Jewbilation, HE'BREW's epic celebration of the most memorable moments in life. L'Chaim!"